I Hate Cyclists

Well not all cyclists.  Just lycra clad posers who can’t be bothered with etiquette or traffic laws.  A Mamil on a Crabon road bike passed me on 360 this morning.  He passed very close (less than a foot) without so much as a “on your left” or “good morning.”

He then proceeded to blow through a red light in the presence  of 30 or 40 motorists patiently waiting for the green.  Douche.

2 thoughts on “I Hate Cyclists

  1. We almost need a word for it, other than “jerk”. There’s a difference between capability and wisdom, like between making a baby and being a parent, there’s a difference between buying a bike and being a cyclist. The phrase “nouveau velo” has some appeal.

    Maybe just as people use BSO to designate a walmart bike, we could use CPH (cyclist-posing humanoid) for the jerks. It does seem like it only takes one of them to set back fifty positive impressions.

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